Remember that lazy guy that the Pirates sent to the Cubs (without much of Pittsburgh caring, though much of Pittsburgh didn't really care for Gerut, who was acquired in the trade and promptly spent the rest of the season not playing baseball), who were shocked when it didn't pan out (read: he wasn't that good) in the month or so they had him before shipping him off to the Yankees?
What was his name.
Oh. Right. Former All-Star outfielder Matt Lawton. Who, incidentally, tested positive for steroids and has been suspended for 10 days, which will, of course, take effect when baseball is played again.
How about that?